Kimbombet is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, charitable wasp.

Kimbombet created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimbombet, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kimbombet, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kimbombet's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Kimbombet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tortoises.

2. Never sing in the presence of gulls.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.