Ruttdobbot is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, tiresome deer.

Ruttdobbot created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdobbot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttdobbot, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ruttdobbot's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Ruttdobbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Do not take Ruttdobbot's name in vain.

4. Ruttdobbot loves rats, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.