Gomhugnur is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, benevolent badger.

Gomhugnur created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomhugnur, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gomhugnur, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gomhugnur's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gomhugnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with snails.

2. Run away if six cats approach from the east.

3. Always help sick doves.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about gravity.