Giggut is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, intelligent owl.

Giggut created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Giggut, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Giggut, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Giggut's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Giggut's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not listen to music.