Nulfaslist is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, tranquil mole.

Nulfaslist created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulfaslist, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nulfaslist, he will turn you into a dog.

Nulfaslist's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nulfaslist's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Nulfaslist loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Never allow cats to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not eat limes.