Dibtailloop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unsympathetic skunk.

Dibtailloop created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Dibtailloop, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dibtailloop, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dibtailloop's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dibtailloop's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never wear orange skirts.

4. Never think about special relativity near hamsters while wearing blue dresses and balancing five copper spheres on your feet.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.