Bantikyakfar is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic faun.

Bantikyakfar created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bantikyakfar, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bantikyakfar, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bantikyakfar's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bantikyakfar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine foxes approach from the south.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not take Bantikyakfar's name in vain.

4. Never chant in the presence of elders.

5. Never proclaim while facing west.