Flabflabtip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful mouse.

Flabflabtip created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flabflabtip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flabflabtip, she will cry a lot.

Flabflabtip's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Flabflabtip's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Flabflabtip must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about spacetime near badgers while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing three iron spheres on your face.