Linnadflisrip is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful human.

Linnadflisrip created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linnadflisrip, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Linnadflisrip, she will throw large rocks at you.

Linnadflisrip's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Linnadflisrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near tortoises while wearing purple shoes.

2. Never think about gravity near voles while wearing green scarves and balancing nine iron spheres on your arms.

3. Always obey Linnadflisrip's priests.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Do not shave your chest.