Cabmil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless wombat.

Cabmil created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Cabmil, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cabmil, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cabmil's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cabmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing pink hats and balancing five lead spheres on your back.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near frogs while wearing gray skirts and balancing seven silicon spheres on your chest.
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