Pomlinmut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful donkey.

Pomlinmut created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomlinmut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomlinmut, it will manifest in front of you.

Pomlinmut's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Pomlinmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Pomlinmut in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never travel toward the west during summer.

5. Always remove ear rings before touching silver.