Legdapgub is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful wyvern.

Legdapgub created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legdapgub, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Legdapgub, he will turn you into a mole.

Legdapgub's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Legdapgub's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Legdapgub.

2. Do not take Legdapgub's name in vain.

3. Never eat parsnips on fasting days.

4. Do not place onions upon stone.

5. Do not commit murder.