Kenfigbot is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous dryad.

Kenfigbot created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Kenfigbot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kenfigbot, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kenfigbot's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Kenfigbot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.