Midditman Ven is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable fish.

Midditman Ven created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midditman Ven, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Midditman Ven, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Midditman Ven's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Midditman Ven's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back red.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.