Cangumcammigpogzimpog is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil duck.

Cangumcammigpogzimpog created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cangumcammigpogzimpog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cangumcammigpogzimpog, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cangumcammigpogzimpog's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cangumcammigpogzimpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume cucumbers at dawn.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Worship no other gods but Cangumcammigpogzimpog.

4. Always help dogs.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.