Tapsinyeb is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, competent zebra.

Tapsinyeb created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapsinyeb, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tapsinyeb, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tapsinyeb's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tapsinyeb's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry gulls.

2. Put Tapsinyeb first in all things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.