Babbogpag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever centaur.

Babbogpag created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Babbogpag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Babbogpag, she will turn you into a worm.

Babbogpag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Babbogpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Do not kill seals.

3. Do not take Babbogpag's name in vain.

4. Always help ducks in need.

5. Always help sick nematodes.