Stigflaptiggov is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciful chinchilla.

Stigflaptiggov created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigflaptiggov, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stigflaptiggov, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stigflaptiggov's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Stigflaptiggov's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Stigflaptiggov.

3. Never remain prostrate at midday.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Do not listen to music.