Rotdunvab Wotvanflapbom Kabquafkin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, fast camel.

Rotdunvab Wotvanflapbom Kabquafkin created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotdunvab Wotvanflapbom Kabquafkin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rotdunvab Wotvanflapbom Kabquafkin, he will send you a sign.

Rotdunvab Wotvanflapbom Kabquafkin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rotdunvab Wotvanflapbom Kabquafkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Run away from white foxes, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.