Timriglikfombus is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful crocodile.

Timriglikfombus created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timriglikfombus, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Timriglikfombus, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Timriglikfombus' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Timriglikfombus' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Timriglikfombus in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about dark energy near manatees while wearing violet scarves and balancing eight copper spheres on your head.

3. Worship no other gods but Timriglikfombus.

4. Timriglikfombus must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not take Timriglikfombus' name in vain.