Bigtifnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody beaver.

Bigtifnurl created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bigtifnurl, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bigtifnurl, he will turn you into a dog.

Bigtifnurl's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bigtifnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

4. Do not take Bigtifnurl's name in vain.

5. Feed all hungry geese.