Wancimomin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental giraffe.

Wancimomin created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wancimomin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wancimomin, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wancimomin's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Wancimomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Run away from fawn swans, for they are unholy.