Sawmidpid is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain
walrus.
Sawmidpid created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sawmidpid, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Sawmidpid, he will laugh at you.
Sawmidpid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Sawmidpid's Holy Commandments1. Never think about spacetime.
2. Put Sawmidpid first in all things.
3. Hide if seven badgers approach from the west.
4. Always wear blue.
5. Pray towards the east.