Fodstigxin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, irritating cat.

Fodstigxin created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodstigxin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fodstigxin, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fodstigxin's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fodstigxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume cucumbers at dawn.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never adorn your head with violet markings.

4. Hide from fawn porpoises for they are unholy.

5. Never record secrets.