Sawmidpid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain walrus.

Sawmidpid created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawmidpid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sawmidpid, he will laugh at you.

Sawmidpid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sawmidpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Put Sawmidpid first in all things.

3. Hide if seven badgers approach from the west.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Pray towards the east.