Motwitxincap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, annoying centipede.

Motwitxincap created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Motwitxincap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Motwitxincap, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Motwitxincap's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Motwitxincap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Retreat if seven squirrels approach from the south.

5. Never chant in holy places.