Motwitxincap is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, annoying
centipede.
Motwitxincap created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Motwitxincap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Motwitxincap, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Motwitxincap's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Motwitxincap's Holy Commandments1. Never eat turnips.
2. Do not drink water in white rooms.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Retreat if seven squirrels approach from the south.
5. Never chant in holy places.