Bidget is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, self-assured
duck.
Bidget created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bidget, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Bidget, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Bidget's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Bidget's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry tortoises.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Never wear stockings.