Bidget is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, self-assured duck.

Bidget created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidget, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bidget, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bidget's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bidget's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never wear stockings.