Gunappvon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving hare.

Gunappvon created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunappvon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gunappvon, it will think nothing of it.

Gunappvon's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gunappvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Never paint your head magenta.

5. Never feed coconuts to great tits while wearing jumpers.