Jantofwik is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, self-assured fish.

Jantofwik created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jantofwik, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jantofwik, it will turn you into a slug.

Jantofwik's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Jantofwik's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Never mix nuts with water.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Always help doves in need.