Wipquartart is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, proud
duck.
Wipquartart created humanity three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wipquartart, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Wipquartart, it will make you grow a tail.
Wipquartart's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Wipquartart's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.
3. Always help sick frogs.
4. Hide from black dolphins for they are unholy.
5. Put Wipquartart first in all things.