Limbombass is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring duck.

Limbombass created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limbombass, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Limbombass, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Limbombass' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Limbombass' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine mites approach from the west.

2. Retreat if six hamsters approach from the east.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Pray towards the south.