Pangartnad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, cheerful cow.

Pangartnad created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangartnad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pangartnad, he will turn you into a sheep.

Pangartnad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pangartnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not speak about garlic.