Gedraggof is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring dugong.

Gedraggof created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedraggof, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gedraggof, it will turn you into a snail.

Gedraggof's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Gedraggof's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the west.