Renmatnutquagmidrawcuss Jincidhamfun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable jackal.

Renmatnutquagmidrawcuss Jincidhamfun created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renmatnutquagmidrawcuss Jincidhamfun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Renmatnutquagmidrawcuss Jincidhamfun, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Renmatnutquagmidrawcuss Jincidhamfun's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Renmatnutquagmidrawcuss Jincidhamfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Renmatnutquagmidrawcuss Jincidhamfun on top of important buildings.

3. Always look after injured great tits.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help otters.