Vigfubfarstipvogpad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, benevolent whale.

Vigfubfarstipvogpad created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vigfubfarstipvogpad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vigfubfarstipvogpad, she will send minions to preach to you.

Vigfubfarstipvogpad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Vigfubfarstipvogpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vigfubfarstipvogpad.

5. Never think about planets.