Podrotnull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, able newt.

Podrotnull created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Podrotnull, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Podrotnull, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Podrotnull's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Podrotnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow aardvarks to witness sacred rites.

2. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never play with disobedient children.