Bigwotkop is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, confident wolf.

Bigwotkop created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigwotkop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigwotkop, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bigwotkop's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bigwotkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers.

2. Do not hurt tortoises.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.