Jiphigfod is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, pitiless butterfly.

Jiphigfod created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiphigfod, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jiphigfod, she will turn you into a duck.

Jiphigfod's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Jiphigfod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white dogs for they are unholy.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Never think about dark matter near seals while wearing mauve boots and balancing seven nickel spheres on your neck.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Never play with disobedient children.