Taftenfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, smart fairy.

Taftenfarn created water two years ago.

If you believe in Taftenfarn, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Taftenfarn, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Taftenfarn's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Taftenfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Do not skip at rivers.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always remove ear rings before touching zinc.

5. Always look after injured sheep.