Ciblogceb Jangonfid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise cat.

Ciblogceb Jangonfid created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciblogceb Jangonfid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ciblogceb Jangonfid, it will manifest in front of you.

Ciblogceb Jangonfid's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Ciblogceb Jangonfid's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ciblogceb Jangonfid.

2. Put Ciblogceb Jangonfid first in all things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never hurt foxes.