Bossjadquat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous wyrm.

Bossjadquat created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bossjadquat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bossjadquat, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bossjadquat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bossjadquat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near geese while wearing green kilts and balancing nine titanium spheres on your hands.