Tanyamzed Manzognar is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, dishonest walrus.

Tanyamzed Manzognar created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tanyamzed Manzognar, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tanyamzed Manzognar, he will send you a sign.

Tanyamzed Manzognar's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tanyamzed Manzognar's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never jump near ants.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never feed oranges to mites while wearing pink jumpers.