Lidgadwon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, impressive cobra.

Lidgadwon created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidgadwon, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lidgadwon, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Lidgadwon's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lidgadwon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Erect nine tin sculptures of Lidgadwon on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.