Abcipgub Wodcadyam is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, clever fish.

Abcipgub Wodcadyam created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abcipgub Wodcadyam, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Abcipgub Wodcadyam, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Abcipgub Wodcadyam's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Abcipgub Wodcadyam's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Abcipgub Wodcadyam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray immersed in water.