Cabarpbot is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, selfish dingo.

Cabarpbot created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabarpbot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cabarpbot, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cabarpbot's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Cabarpbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Worship no other gods but Cabarpbot.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Turtles are not to be trusted.