Yakguplik is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, quiet dryad.

Yakguplik created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakguplik, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yakguplik, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yakguplik's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Yakguplik's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yakguplik.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Yakguplik on top of all buildings.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.