Cibquartdiss is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, omnipotent
jellyfish.
Cibquartdiss created dark matter twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Cibquartdiss, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Cibquartdiss, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Cibquartdiss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Cibquartdiss' Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Cibquartdiss loves turtles, so they must be respected.
5. Do not eat grapes.