Motranxem is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing sheep.

Motranxem created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motranxem, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Motranxem, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Motranxem's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Motranxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks in need.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Motranxem.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.