Riltenwadstan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking seal.

Riltenwadstan created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Riltenwadstan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Riltenwadstan, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Riltenwadstan's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Riltenwadstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Riltenwadstan loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Do not take Riltenwadstan's name in vain.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.