Rawyartfat Genpadkam Pagbomnad is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, self-assured donkey.

Rawyartfat Genpadkam Pagbomnad created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawyartfat Genpadkam Pagbomnad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rawyartfat Genpadkam Pagbomnad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rawyartfat Genpadkam Pagbomnad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Rawyartfat Genpadkam Pagbomnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Rawyartfat Genpadkam Pagbomnad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray immersed in water.