Fendapdib is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic chicken.

Fendapdib created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fendapdib, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fendapdib, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fendapdib's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fendapdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Retreat if five capybaras approach from the north.

4. You must love Fendapdib.

5. Do not shave your head.