Cedbomdagsawdidsanflapget is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous slug.

Cedbomdagsawdidsanflapget created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedbomdagsawdidsanflapget, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cedbomdagsawdidsanflapget, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cedbomdagsawdidsanflapget's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cedbomdagsawdidsanflapget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.