Flattintail is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, able meerkat.

Flattintail created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flattintail, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flattintail, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Flattintail's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Flattintail's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face magenta.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.