Rapwiplin Afpidmap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, witless crab.

Rapwiplin Afpidmap created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapwiplin Afpidmap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rapwiplin Afpidmap, she will send you a sign.

Rapwiplin Afpidmap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Rapwiplin Afpidmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.