Gangessbom is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, almighty mink.

Gangessbom created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gangessbom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gangessbom, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gangessbom's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gangessbom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Gangessbom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the east.

5. Respect your elders.