Budrillvig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, deceitful fish.

Budrillvig created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Budrillvig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Budrillvig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Budrillvig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Budrillvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Never think about gravity near aardvarks while wearing green scarves and balancing seven tin spheres on your back.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Run away from indigo dogs, for they are unholy.