Farfunhat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent naga.

Farfunhat created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farfunhat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Farfunhat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Farfunhat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Farfunhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray hats.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farfunhat.