Bamkabpig Pakfemnurtjat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, awesome hare.

Bamkabpig Pakfemnurtjat created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamkabpig Pakfemnurtjat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bamkabpig Pakfemnurtjat, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bamkabpig Pakfemnurtjat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bamkabpig Pakfemnurtjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Hide if five ants approach from the east.