Pidmifbap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful guinea pig.

Pidmifbap created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidmifbap, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pidmifbap, it will be mildly annoyed.

Pidmifbap's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Pidmifbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pidmifbap.

4. Never feed peas to sharks while wearing turquoise boots.

5. You must never eat beans.