Hunratvid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, selfish pigeon.

Hunratvid created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunratvid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hunratvid, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hunratvid's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hunratvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Put Hunratvid first in all things.

5. Hunratvid must be the most important thing in your life.