Cidrullged is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, compassionate elephant.

Cidrullged created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidrullged, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cidrullged, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cidrullged's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cidrullged's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five cats approach from the west.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.